The Golden Arches: The thought of getting my laptop anywhere near a pile of greasy McDonald's french fries sends shivers down my spine. I'm not the only one who feels... [read on...]

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Your Computer: Few viruses are as difficult to eliminate as a bad AOL infection. My new laptop came with about 4,000 AOL icons in every possible nook and cranny: the... [read on...]

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Your Mailbox: "You've got another CD!" should be AOL's catch-phrase. There must be some marketing calculation that says if you bombard the populace with enough junk mail enough times you... [read on...]

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THE INTERNET: Amidst a fit of optimism, I was worried I wouldn't be able to find anything stupid to write about this week, and then I remembered the bottomless pit... [read on...]

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